Laughgasm

I was at work earlier today, and I heard one of my co-workers talking to the woman in HR.  Our HR woman was laughing so hard she was basically having a Laughgasm (a laugh-orgasm).  Now, I sit near the co-worker she was talking to - and I thought to myself - 'he's not that funny' and it turns out I was right.  The co-worker comes back to his desk and says "I just told HR about what you said to T-Bone earlier".  In order for you to understand what I said to T-Bone you need a little backstory:

I went away this weekend to Niagara Falls to see Al Pacino.  While I was away, I had some friends look after my pug.  Little did any of us realize that their two year old son would grow so attached to my little girl, that he would be crying for her as they dropped her off, and at least once a day ever since.  Earlier today, T-Bone was giving me a bit of flack for wrecking her 2 year old boy, and I said "Hey, I taught him a valuable lesson: bitches leave".

Alright, so the payoff probably wasn't as good as it should have been...I gotta admit I just wanted to work "Laughgasm" into a post.

- Rusty