GSP fight

GSP wins again! sweet but I hope his eye damage is only temporary.  Good fight but no Jill in this fight.  Feel better GSP.

UFC 129

Holy crap!  Did you see the hematoma on the head of Mark Hominick?  That thing was so freaking huge we gave it the name "Jill".  I kinda hoped that Joe Rogan was gonna direct a post fight question to the Hematoma.  That is the sickest thing I have seen in a UFC fight yet.

Go GSP!!!

Take Yer Time

Why does Tessa (my dog - pictured here) only take the scenic route to do her business when I'm running late? If I wake up early she goes pee quick & i hafta kill 10 or 15 minutes before I take off for work.  However, if I hit snooze four times she wants to do a tour of the neighbourhood and make 57 circles on the same patch of grass before she takes a piss.  WHY GOD WHY?

working on a new song

I wrote a song a couple days ago, and I wrote it from perspective of Katy Perry's shoe.  However, when I went to name it I didn't like the sound of "Perry's Heel" so I named it after Megan Fox and called it "Foxes Heel".

Then I started thinking, this is kinda like I'm cheating on Megan Fox with Katy Perry.  That's one hell of a situation I could get into.

Will & Kate

The Royal Wedding was earlier today.  Didn't Kate look beautiful in her dress?  I can see myself in one just like it on my wedding day.

catchphrase

I think my new catchphrase is going to be: what am I, Jesus?